#1: That Russell Wilson single handedly beats the Arizona Cardinals by putting up 300 passing yards with 2 TD's and has another rushing TD.
#2: That his counterpart, John Skelton, throws 2 INT's and loses a fumble.
#3) That Willis McGahee lays an egg against the Pittsburgh Steelers.
#4) That the afore mentioned Pittsburgh Steelers officially end Peyton Manning's career. Officially.
#5) That any of my starting WR's in Fantasy Football pull a Victor Cruz and suddenly forget how to catch.
#6) That RGIII lights up the Saints a la Russell Wilson. OK, actually, that would be fun to see.
#7) That Jamaal Charles slips on a First-Down yard marker tears his ACL and thus ends my Fantasy Football season.
#8) That Pete Carroll draws up a game plan well enough to defeat my Arizona Cardiinals.
#9) That Marshawn Lynch goes Beast Mode and defeats my Arizona Cardinals.
#10) That Ronnie Brown runs the Wildcat well enough for the San Diego Chargers on Monday Night that he scores 3 TDs and is on my Fantasy bench.