You heard it here first.....

Teddy Bridgewater, the former Louisville Cardinal quarterback, will be an Arizona Cardinal.

How do I know this? Who are my sources?

Let's just say it came to me in a dream. Although in the dream, the Arizona Cardinals traded up to the first pick in the draft to get him. I think however it was my sleeping brain incorrectly processing the information and really they will be trading up to the first pick in the second round to get him.

This is all but a lock to occur, since the last dream I had this vivid I owned a Porsche and now I do actually own a Porsche. Wait, no. That's a lie. Crap. Who the hell knows what's going to happen - it's the NFL Draft and a total crap shoot. But that's what makes it exciting!